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once my math teacher was talking about relationships and she forgot how to say ‘break up with your boyfriend’ so she just said ‘how do you say you fire your boyfriend’
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on our WWII quiz one of the questions was “how many estimated deaths came from World War II?” and i put “at least 12” and my teacher marked it correct
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does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
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fun prank: stand up in the middle of class. run out of the school. keep running. do not turn back. start a new life under a fake name.
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every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before
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there are like 2 thousand people on earth how crazy is that
youre a little off there friend
ok maybe 3 thousand
better
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